After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some repute.
In a darkened room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year just after you lose the election." The soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at the news.
Hillary took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She looked back, deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the big question: "Will I be acquitted?"
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6 comments:
he grins,,then laughs, good one sugarbabe
i also like the format too. a lightheated blog.
Thank you! Glad you got a good laugh, one needs to do that at least once day..
It's always good to find comedy on the web. I'm not as good at it as some, cause I tend to think too much and analyze too much and am probably far too serious a lot of the time, but I do so appreciate it when others force me to stop that and just laugh.
Thank you lisa for visiting me.. I hope to post another funny that will give you a laugh if I can remember how to do it.. There seems to be a little dust on the bottle needing cleaned off.
You're welcome any time.
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