Thursday, March 27, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Hillary and the fortune teller
After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some repute.
In a darkened room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year just after you lose the election." The soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at the news.
Hillary took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She looked back, deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the big question: "Will I be acquitted?"
In a darkened room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There is no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year just after you lose the election." The soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at the news.
Hillary took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She looked back, deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the big question: "Will I be acquitted?"
Baring all
A man reported walking around naked drinking coffee Sunday afternoon told police he was sunbathing on his patio behind a fence..The only problem was that it was a chain-link fence.
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